- What is the ultimate way of making your product a major hit? Get the Government to ban it.
-Rosmah doesn't sleep on a pillow. She sleeps on her hair.
-Extreme Frustration - Rosmah trying to comb her hair.
-Pmtg Pasir - Voters didn't vote for change, UMNO didn't change for vote
-Rosmah cannot be porn star because her hair so big and all we will see is a black screen.
-When Rosmah orgasm, she cry out her own name
-Najib actually don't need to tweet. He's already one himself
-Najib doesn’t need to rub two cents together. He just rub his balls and a genie pops out to grant his wish
-Rosmah's favorite dish is... Hairy Crabs.
-Zimbabwe's currency is so inflated, the only surface that can contain the value of its currency is Ros's inflated hair.
-Dr Mahathir's Vision 2020 is just 11 years from now. Where's my Robot servant? I will not acknowledge V2020 until we're advance enough.
-Whenever there is disaster, social ills, accidents, robberies or a candidate who got thrashed in a by-election, just blame the Chinese.
-Extreme Makeover - Rohaizat.
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