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Thursday, August 27, 2009

One Liners 4

- The only thing between Soi Lek and any woman is a portable computer.

- Soi Lek gets excited watching Poker Games on his LapTop. He climax when someone goes ALL IN!

-Soi Lek with half balding long hair, moustache and hairs all over his body = Ron Jeremy.

-In Malaysia, you can call a hooker your 'Personal Friend'. We learn that from a great man.

-If Soi Lek were doing it with Paris Hilton, he won't be calling her a 'personal friend'. He would be calling her 'BEST FRIEND'.

-Soi Lek has more media conference on his video release than Jenna Jameson.

-Extreme Porn - Rohaizat, CSL and Rosmah in a threesome

-Give Michelin Man a wig, an eyelash/brow and a pink baju kurung. ....TADAH!!! ROSMAH.

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