One Liners 4

- The only thing between Soi Lek and any woman is a portable computer.

- Soi Lek gets excited watching Poker Games on his LapTop. He climax when someone goes ALL IN!

-Soi Lek with half balding long hair, moustache and hairs all over his body = Ron Jeremy.

-In Malaysia, you can call a hooker your 'Personal Friend'. We learn that from a great man.

-If Soi Lek were doing it with Paris Hilton, he won't be calling her a 'personal friend'. He would be calling her 'BEST FRIEND'.

-Soi Lek has more media conference on his video release than Jenna Jameson.

-Extreme Porn - Rohaizat, CSL and Rosmah in a threesome

-Give Michelin Man a wig, an eyelash/brow and a pink baju kurung. ....TADAH!!! ROSMAH.

One Liner 3

Rosmah's hair is so big, she's officially banned from head banging at rock concerts.

Rosmah's hair is so big and thick, she has to go through the boot to get into a car.

Rosmah's hair is so huge, she uses bedsheet to wrap her hair after taking shower.

Rosmah's hair is so huge, she stopped trying to put on a headphone.

Rosmah's hair is so huge, nobody wants to sit behind her in the cinema.

Rosmah's hair is so damn thick and huge, it sucks all the bandwidth, that's why your Streamyx so freaking slow.

Rosmah's hair is so freaking HUGE, Rais Yatim is thinking of using it to block the internet.

Rosmah's hair is so thick and huge, she can't use an umbrella.

Rosmah's hair is so freaking huge, all you can see on her Facebook, Twitter, Yahoo Messenger, MSN display picture is a lump of hair.

Rosmah's hair is so huge you can't send it as an email attachment.

Rosmah's hair so thick and huge, she couldn't get any GPS device working.

Rosmah's hair so big and huge.. she doesn't need a pillow to sleep on..

Rosmah's hair so thick and huge, Najib has to lift his head up when given BJ.

Rosmah's hair so big, actually Bala and other missing persons are hiding in it

Random One Liners 2

- What is the ultimate way of making your product a major hit? Get the Government to ban it.

-Rosmah doesn't sleep on a pillow. She sleeps on her hair.

-Extreme Frustration - Rosmah trying to comb her hair.

-Pmtg Pasir - Voters didn't vote for change, UMNO didn't change for vote

-Rosmah cannot be porn star because her hair so big and all we will see is a black screen.

-When Rosmah orgasm, she cry out her own name

-Najib actually don't need to tweet. He's already one himself

-Najib doesn’t need to rub two cents together. He just rub his balls and a genie pops out to grant his wish

-Rosmah's favorite dish is... Hairy Crabs.

-Zimbabwe's currency is so inflated, the only surface that can contain the value of its currency is Ros's inflated hair.

-Dr Mahathir's Vision 2020 is just 11 years from now. Where's my Robot servant? I will not acknowledge V2020 until we're advance enough.

-Whenever there is disaster, social ills, accidents, robberies or a candidate who got thrashed in a by-election, just blame the Chinese.

-Extreme Makeover - Rohaizat.

Random One Liners 1

- Mongolian Sex for Najib, Mongolian BBQ for Rosmah.
- RAHMAN is not a Prime Minister. He's the soundtrack composer for Slumdog Millionaire. The other Rahman I know smoke cigar and drink whiskey.
- PASUMNO- PArti Sekatan Undang-undang keManusiaan Negara Optimis
- What's the difference between Metallica & Hindraf? Metallica= Master of Puppets and Justice for all. Hindraf=Puppets and Justice for Indians.
- Malay Indian Chinese Killed Every Year= MICKEY
- Rosmah is awesome (Bomoh recommended messages).
- Najibai Rosmahai
- When Soi Lek's car horned, it sounded like "Porn Porn".
- Soi Lek's stimulus package is on his 'LAPTOP'.
- Setinggi tinggi Rosmah melompat, akhirnya masih berbentuk Michelin Man juga
- Ada Najib disebalik Rosmah
- Di mana bumi dipijak, di sana boleh C4 Altantuya